January 2012
1 post
BREENISH FLASH SALE!!
FLASH SALE FLASH SALE FLASH SALE!!!!!!!!!Starting at a dollar! A little, slightly offensive breen, brimming with love! 1 day only! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300656417407PREBREEN POSTBREEN Posted via email from Eddie Breen’s Art | Comment »
November 2010
1 post
Convent Con
PREBREEN Text on this one says ‘Jesus Vows To Spring Prison Nun!’ Also, ‘No Convent Can Hold Her!’ and “I’m innocent!” The subject of this portrait must not have wanted to sit for this or was mad at the artist. That’s how these portraits end up at the flea market! No one wants a pissed off picture of themselves! She is probably called...
September 2010
2 posts
IMPASSE!
PREBREEN I have a huge pile of prebreens in my studio that I peruse every couple of days, seeing if any want to get chatty. I picked this one up a couple of days ago and it said: ’After admitting he was born in Kabul, Abe Lincoln threatened to burn the Bible IF George Washington continued with his plan to burn the Koran on CNN.’ Jesus lounges in a mouth/doorway, and says “It...
BLINDING BREEN!
This is a truly hideous Breen. Sometimes you start out with an idea and it gets weirder and weirder and the painting draws your eye to its doom, like an eclipse you’re not SUPPOSED to look at. So here you go. Breast-fed special effects and quick paced edited movie shots, todays visual consumer needs some razzamatazz to his art, a spicy helping of menace, EXTREME art if you will. That’s why...
August 2010
4 posts
Burnt Offerings
PREBREEN Text says, ‘Only you can stop art fires! Buy this painting or I’ll burn it!’ The little girl asks, ‘Mister? You won’t let that bad man burn me will you?’ I say, “I’ll do it! You know I will!’ When I gazed on the prebreen for the first time, I flashed back about 40 years to a National Lampoon Magazine cover - My current subject has...
Food is Deadly.
PREBREEN This is a deep diving Breen, jam-packed with juicy symbolic gimmickry! The only thing I am going to point out about this piece, which, in the future, even the most astute art historians will never discern, is that within the yin and yang of a box of Good n’ Plenty, the pink candies live in the full sun of life, while the evil white candies dwell in the Underworld and wander among the...
Tetanus Tooth
Don’t Fear The Great White! It just came to Cape Cod for Dairy Queen! A kid friendly Breen-lite except for the tetanus tooth. Sent from my iPhone Posted via email from Eddie Breen’s Art | Comment »
Brick House
I put this up last week, but as I am having Internet issues, I’m cramming this onto my blog with tiny error prone finger punches on my iPhone! I’ve sold paintings to collectors all over the United States and Europe. Articles about my art have appeared in major US newspapers and magazines as well as internationally in Vogue Italia, The Guardian and Lufthansa in-flight magazine(weird!)....
July 2010
1 post
Jellyboy
Painting is about 12”X15.5”, acrylic on oil or acrylic stretched canvas including painted frame, painted over an existing painting.PREBREEN Text says, ‘In Rye, NH, John Lionsmane didn’t want to sting! He just wanted to play!’ Further down, mixed up in the tentacles the text says, ‘No children were harmed in the breening of this painting!’ This work...
June 2010
2 posts
Apotheosis of the Shrimp!
PREBREEN<br> <img src=http://www.eddiebreen.com/images/apo1.jpg><br><br> Melissa W. has been bugging me for some time to do an oil spill breen, but for some reason the subject seemed too large to get my arms around until recently. The aquatic apocalypse elevates this from a simple case of pollution to a possible wiping out of all life, martyring all the life in the...
Flowering Threat
Creepy prebreen. Should I have left the original alone to crawl along the lobes of my brain as was? I will usually leave a painting like this alone, respecting its space. But, well, for better or worse, the story took over, my painting hand got slap happy and here is the result! PREBREEN POSTBREEN To bid on this painting go HERE. Posted via email from Eddie Breen’s...
May 2010
1 post
Haitian Kids' Art Breened!
Before you get all huffy in a how could you kind of way I did say no at first. Poverty, earthquake, hunger, death. No sense in kicking kids when they’re down. But Judy Hoffman, a collector of mine associated with the Art Creation Foundation For Children, asked me persistently, and guaranteed I wouldn’t make any kids cry. More of a collaboration here in that they sent me unadorned...
March 2010
1 post
St. Patrick's Horrors!
Enjoy this vintage St. Patrick’s Day breenage! Putting the Leprechaun in prison was a big mistake! It just taught him to be a more vicious criminal! Leprechaun Clown wasn’t scared of the aliens since they had the same skin color! He was just sad they were so tiny! Posted via email from Eddie Breen’s Art | Comment »
June 2009
1 post
How to Build an iPhone Tripod Mount!
I just got the 3Gs iPhone Thursday and have been slavishly absorbed by it ever since. I bought it because of the camera upgrade, which I’ve been waiting for since the first gen was introduced. Over the past couple of years I’ve stubbornly resisted iPhone temptation until Apple lived up to my exceedingly high photographic expectations! But while the new camera, which also takes...
April 2007
3 posts
March 2007
7 posts
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